Discord Dads Coaster Set
Discord Dads Coaster Set
Parental Table Relics
Abilities
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Spill Resistance +10: Instantly negates cup rings and critical drink damage.
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Dad Aura: Allies nearby feel mysteriously compelled to use a coaster.
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Collectible Flair: Each coaster channels Arty (the Angel), Neven (the Demon), or Smarty (the Sticker Daddy).
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Set Bonus: Using the full set unlocks Ultimate Dad Energy — smug satisfaction when the table stays spotless.
“What’s the first rule of the house? Use a coaster.”
This set of durable, high-quality coasters bears the marks of the Discord Dads. Equal parts stylish and practical, they embody Arty’s guidance, Neven’s chaos, and Smarty’s sticker sorcery — all while protecting your table like only a Dad can.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shared XP
- Email: contact@support.shop.shared-xp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.